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autistic, bipolar

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feel free to send me asks!!

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tenderheartedtheodore:

p4nsy:

This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I’m never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn’t make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn’t use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.

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arnactor:

memorycycle:

this shit was more tantalizing than any studio ghibly foods

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it’s the way spongegar and patar were so fucking hungry for it, drooling everywhere just going fucking nuts for these things

(via sadacon)

wolfinthethorns:

roach-works:

dharmagun:

Higgledy-piggledy
unparliamentary
green parrots quarrel
outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets
uncomplimentary
Squads of unmannerly
Oversized peas.

i loved this poem so much that i memorized it and to this day i sometimes mutter it under my breath to keep my welding tempo even

I find myself reciting this poem to myself every time I’m in the woods and the ring-neck parakeets are going off… No idea if these are the green parrots the author meant, but it’s very apropos.

(via sensualclowns)

austimpowerz:

i have to remember that “you should kill them with hammers” is not normal advice to give bc every time someone says they dont like someone else all i can think of to say is you should kill them with hammers.

(via sensualclowns)

slimetony:

slimetony:

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Listen man i didnt even make the joke

Honestly my advice is skip the merch and just try blackmailing me for incredible sums of money so that nobody im romantically involved with will ever see my posts

mortalityplays:

3liza:

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u know it smells crazy in there

underwater odour, underwater funk

stinking up his bubble like an underwater skunk

underwater thesis, he won’t underwater flunk

already published papers but they underwater stunk

(via sadacon)

haunthouse:

overheard some teens today talking about a girl they know who’s a “canned fish influencer” and makes and sells her own canned fish and how everyone they know is big into canned fish now and throwing fish canning parties every weekend? i can’t tell if i’m way more out of touch with The Youths than i thought, or if they were doing a bit, or if seattle youths are just extra incomprehensible. maybe all three

(via gakvu)

Anonymous asked:

The reason Drag Kings aren’t as popular as Drag Queens is because the entire point of Drag is to perform Gay stereotypes in a way that conflates them with Trans Femininity for the amusement of Cis people. You're not Trans Femme, IE they don't know how to laugh at you.

Like I get Drag Performers wanna make out that you're doing this big artsy queer thing when you do drag - but Drag is for Cis People and it always has been. It's a highly conditional and often very transphobic space that Cis people let Trans people exist in if we agree to perform caricatures of ourselves... and because Cis people think Trans Women are a Joke and basically have no idea that Trans Men even exist, Drag Queens get more laughs and Drag Kings just confuse them.

bonyassfish Answer:

…what the fuck are you talking about

That is absolutely not the point of drag. Most drag performers would say that drag is about performing gender, in its many many forms

I know so many trans people who are drag performers. Trans people have always been a part of drag and drag culture.

There is of course an issue with transphobia in drag communities (I mean rupaul is arguably one of the most famous queens in the world and is pretty transphobic) but you seem to be implying there’s no space at all for trans folks in drag. Which ignores the fact that drag is just as much an art form pioneered by and still used enjoyed by trans folks

Like I’m sorry drag race has brain rotted you but stop making that everyone else’s problem lol. Go to a local drag show and give some money to your local trans mutual aid fund

genderkoolaid:

What a ridiculous fucking ask. Trans people have ALWAYS been in drag, it’s not progressive to act like we haven’t. Pose is a TV show about the drag scene that specifically follows trans women in the drag scene because shockingly spaces where crossdressing is celebrated tend to attract trans people or help people realize they are trans.

“Drag queens get laughs and drag kings just confuse them” maybe stop spending all your time around cis people? because plenty of people love and adore drag queens and kings and things. If you think drag is just about mocking trans people for cis people’s entertainment you are going to the wrong drag shows


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